LOST
My sanity has been missing since Thursday June 24, 2010. It was last seen at the corner of Teething Baby and Testing Boundaries Pre-schooler. Sanity may or may not be in the presence of a package of pepperoni that is so old the mold has gone grey. For the sake of my husband, please return if found. Quilted toaster cover and rubber band ball reward offered.
Your turn. What would your ad say?
What section would I find it under? LOST, FOUND, FOR SALE, FOR RENT, SEEKING EMPLOYMENT, WANTED ...
WANTED - Mom of a three year-old wanting an extra month of Summer. Please share if you have one you're not using.
ReplyDeleteThis is great!! I laughed when I read it!
ReplyDeleteThank for commenting on my BFF post over at Shell's blog last week!