Thursday, September 6, 2012

These Cool Mornings

Cool mornings are like water down a dry throat--serious relief to my soul.

I know I've said it over and over (and probably over) that I'm convinced I have reverse SADD.  I'm telling you, too much sun makes me a wreck!  Some mornings my husby reaches to open our Roman shades and I shoot him this, "If you open those and let the sun in before noon I will probably spit in your dinner" looks.  Btw, I've never actually done that--even when he does open the blinds pre-maturely.

Today it will get into the 80s but this morning, there was a breeze with a bit of chill to it.

So I dropped my son off at preschool, kidnapped Matt from work, and did what any true lover of cool mornings would do.  I whisked my love to Starbucks for a grande spiced pumpkin chai with whip (because Starbucks fall flavors are out now, that's why!  Hooray!).

These cool mornings ... oh how I love them!

No time to hit Starbucks (or do you live where there *gasp* isn't one?).  No problem!  My BFF totally hacked some great drinks (and I've convinced her to tackle coconut mochas next.  Yay for friends who are creative cooks!).

Try this recipe for Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

There Is No Such Things As Free Legal Advice

My husband is an attorney.

Attorneys are often stereotyped as high-priced scam artists.  And this is true of many but, like all stereotypes, this is not true of all.  In fact, I know dozens of lawyers and I find them to be the most intelligent, empathic, and compassionate people I know.  And I'm a teacher!

I know people hate attorneys but really, my husband is one of the top 1% who don't give attorneys a bad name. It is true that, in your opinion, he might charge too much "by the hour" but he is also the most incredibly generous person I know.  He chose to go into the field of law both because he loves it and because it financially sets him up to give like a crazy person.  And that is what he does.  He GIVES like a crazy person to our church, to non-profits, to micro-loan centers, to family and friends.  And he gives more than his money--he gives his time.  Ask him to help and he will.  Ask him to serve on a board and he will.  He is generous with his time and money.

When I see what a generous man I have, I get really irritated at the people who take advantage of his career by wanting something for nothing.  By feeling entitled to free advice because some other attorneys out there are real scum-bags.

Let me tell you a truth.  There is no such thing as free legal advice.

Remember in high school economics how you learned about OPPORTUNITY COST (also known as "there is no such thing as a free lunch")?  Basically if you have $20 and you spend it on a meal and movie, it actually costs you more than the meal and movie. If you spend $20 on dinner and a movie it costs you whatever else you could have gotten (like 3 pairs of Target shoes on sale or 20 boxes of Hot Tamales).  The same is true here.  When you ask my husband for free legal advice, it costs him something.

It Costs His Ethical Integrity

Expecting an attorney to give you legal advice without engaging him as your legal representative is asking him to go against his professional, ethical duty.  It is unethical for him to give you legal advice without giving him an opportunity to research your question and issue and to formulate and educated answer.  The law is grey, not black and white, so there is no easy answer to your question.  If you don't want to pay him for sound legal advice, don't ask him.

When you take him to lunch to "pick his brain" (also known as "I'd rather buy you a $10 meal than pay you what you are worth but I want the same services because I'm cheap like that.") it is unethical for him to give you an answer.  If he gives you a bad answer, he is liable for malpractice.  Malpractice is expensive and a reputation ruiner.

If you wouldn't expect your oncologist friend to diagnose you with cancer over one lunch conversation without paying for a doctor visit and physical, then please, don't expect my husband to solve your legal woes for free.

Your need for a free answer is not worth him losing his ethical integrity.  That's a high cost for "free" legal work.

It Costs His Family

Do we live in a nice house and take vacations and have great cars.  You betcha.  Do we have loans on the house and cars and the legal education?  You betcha.

See, my family, much like your family likes to eat, have health care/dental/vision insurance, wear clothes, etc.  We don't get these items for free because my husband is an attorney.  We have to buy them.  Which means, he needs to make money to pay for them.  Weird, I know.

When you expect free legal advice and you don't pay my spouse, it affects our whole family.  The phrase in the legal world is "you eat what you kill."  Well, when he doesn't get paid for his work, we don't eat.  There is no salary to fall back on here folks.

Obviously when you look at us we aren't starving but that doesn't mean that some months aren't tight because believe it or not, even people who engage Matt to be their attorney don't pay their bill.  And that costs us.

I have this friend who does my hair and you know what?  She charges me full price.  Seriously, no friend discount at all.  And I'm cool with that because I want her to A. Do a good job and B. Eat.  She has to make a living.  I'm obligated to pay her for her services.  I'm happy to pay her for her work.

The same goes for attorneys.

It Costs His Family Double

The truth is Matt is an incredible person.  He goes on those "free legal advice" lunches more than I like.  He does a lot of pro bono work for family and friends.  He can't do it during working hours so he does it during family hours.  So when he goes on a "free advice lunch," his wife and kids lose out on his time.  And when he is researching your issue at 8:00 pm, his wife and kids don't get his attention.

Like many jobs Matt's comes home with him.  This is especially true of "free" work.  His dedication to "free" work costs him time with his kids and family.  So your "free legal advice" costs us not only his pay check, but his attention.  Tell me again why you are more entitled to his time than his family is?  I keep getting confused on that part.

It Costs Giving

As I said before, my man gives and gives and gives.  But if he is doing free work for people who choose not to pay him, it keeps him from being able to give his time and money to the charities and organizations that mean most to him.  The less money he brings in, the less money he donates to World Visions, E3 Ministries, etc.  The more time he spends doing "free" legal work, the less time he has for serving non-profit companies, like Solid Rock Outdoor Ministries.

See, this guy, he wants to give the best of him.  Pay him for his time so he can pay it forward.  Because he WILL pay it forward.

It Costs His Partners

At his firm, partners profit share.  Matt keeps X% of what he brings in and the rest goes into a firm "kitty" to cover things like overhead, salaried employees, etc.  When a partner doesn't bring in his fair share, other partners have to "cover" it.  So your "free legal advice" doesn't just cost Matt, it costs his business partners.

The Bottom Line

You wouldn't expect an electrician do work without paying him.  You wouldn't expect a doctor to diagnose you without paying for an appointment.  You pay the person who cuts your hair, trims your lawn, tunes up your car, cleans your house, watches your kids, rings up your groceries ... Just because attorneys are stereotyped as rip-off artists does NOT mean you are entitled to "free" legal advice.

Your free advice isn't free and regardless of what you personally feel about attorneys, you are not entitled to anything.

What I think is if your legal question or problem isn't worth paying for, it probably isn't worth asking about. 

Oh, and I totally recognize how this goes for sooooo many other jobs: doctors, lawyers, plumbers, electricians, pastors, mechanics, stay-at-home moms (no, we are not your free child care source) ...  People deserved to be compensated for their labor.  End of story.

Thanks, Shell!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Overwhelmed

Some days I feel like I have it all together.

And the next day it feels like it is all falling apart.

Last week I looked at school and work and life and thought--"no problem."

Today I looked at deadlines, and sack lunches, and Scholastic Book Orders and thought, "Is it okay to drink at 10 am?"

I know these overwhelmed days have as many hours in them as the relaxed days but they feel so fast and hurried.  I hate feeling like the one-legged girl at the arse-kicking contest.

I simply must remember to breathe.

I'm overwhelmed today.

Tomorrow is a whole new day.