We have ants.
I've never had any sort of critter living in my house before that wasn't supposed to live here.
They give me the heebie-jeebies.
You know what the worst part is?
Everything I read tells me that ants go into dirty houses where food is left out.
I DO NOT have a dirty house! I mean, I would drink water from the toilet (if it was absolutely necessary) and eat anything that fell onto my floor. Yep, my house it *that* kind of clean.
So why are they here (and by here, I mean they are living in my master bathroom) and what can I do to get rid of them?