Monday, August 2, 2010

Your Words--You Know You Have PMS When ...


You know you have PMS when ....
  • Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
  • The dryer has mysteriously shrunk every pair of jeans, capris, and shorts you own.
  • Your husband agrees with you too quickly and about everything.
  • You get teary-eyed during Yo Gabba Gabba
  • You catch yourself reading "Guns and Ammo" instead of "Family Fun" or "Real Simple."
  • You think the Bible verse "... and Mary rode Joseph's ass ..." is a Biblical mandate to nag.
  • Pretzels, ice cream, and grape jelly seem like a logical breakfast dish.
  • You are retaining more water than all of the Great Lakes combined.
  • You will fight anyone who says that chocolate is not one of the major food groups.
  • A shirt with a big bulls eye on it seems like a good birthday gift for your husband.


Your turn to finish this sentence: YOU KNOW YOU HAVE PMS WHEN ...

3 comments:

  1. All I want is chocolate....I mean to constantly eat!

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  2. When something that only can be likened Mt. St. Helen's makes a splashing appearance on your face.

    When you husband says those magic words "must be that time of the month, again" and you want to strangle him for saying so.

    When your children ask you how come you "become a monster?"

    When you start donning your "period panites" because you don't want to run the risk of starting unexpectedly and ruining your good ones.

    When you avoid, at all costs, anything light colored (especially white) from the waist, down.

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  3. @Sarah--I'm with ya!

    @Randean--knew I'd get some good ones out of you!

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