You know you have PMS when ....
- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- The dryer has mysteriously shrunk every pair of jeans, capris, and shorts you own.
- Your husband agrees with you too quickly and about everything.
- You get teary-eyed during Yo Gabba Gabba
- You catch yourself reading "Guns and Ammo" instead of "Family Fun" or "Real Simple."
- You think the Bible verse "... and Mary rode Joseph's ass ..." is a Biblical mandate to nag.
- Pretzels, ice cream, and grape jelly seem like a logical breakfast dish.
- You are retaining more water than all of the Great Lakes combined.
- You will fight anyone who says that chocolate is not one of the major food groups.
- A shirt with a big bulls eye on it seems like a good birthday gift for your husband.
Your turn to finish this sentence: YOU KNOW YOU HAVE PMS WHEN ...