My sanity has been missing since Thursday June 24, 2010. It was last seen at the corner of Teething Baby and Testing Boundaries Pre-schooler. Sanity may or may not be in the presence of a package of pepperoni that is so old the mold has gone grey. For the sake of my husband, please return if found. Quilted toaster cover and rubber band ball reward offered.
Your turn. What would your ad say?
What section would I find it under? LOST, FOUND, FOR SALE, FOR RENT, SEEKING EMPLOYMENT, WANTED ...